If I were...

IF I WERE....

if I were a month I would be:
- january...starting with a blast!

If I were a day of the week I would be:
- a long, lazy sunday

If I were a time of day I would be:
- a cool 9:00 morning

If I were a planet I would be:
- Venus...the goddess of beauty, bwahahahah!!!!!

If I were a sea animal I would be:
- a sea turtle who's lived 100 years

If I were a direction I would be:
- East...sunsets are always best

If I were a piece of furniture/thing I would be:
- a comfy, bulky and warm sofa

If I were a sin I would be:
- a white lie

If I were a historical figure I would be:
- Sukhum Nahunte (the Indian guy I think who Kevin Kline was talking about in the Emperor's Club)

If I were a liquid I would be:
- water...always finds its own level

If I were a tree I would be:
- a rubber tree, useless, but outlives the rest

If I were a bird I would be:
- any kind as long as i'm not held in captive

If I were a tool I would be:
- a lever...wala lang ako maisip!

If I were a plant I would be:
- a cactus in the desert

If I were a season I would be:
- fall, not too cold, not to warm

If I were a mythical creature, I would be:
- si Maganda (partner ni Malakas)

If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
- an accordion in France

If I were an animal, I would be:
- a panda bear in China

If I were a color, I would be:
- white, because it contains all the colors

If I were an emotion, I would be:
- super happy

If I were a vegetable, I would be:
- a can of spinach for popeye!

If I were a sound, I would be:
- boisterous laughter...

If I were an element, I would be:
- Tungsten - W (my favorite symbol)

If I were a song, I would be:
- one that causes LSS and with hard to understand words

If I were a movie, I would be:
- the Sound of Music

If I were a book, I would be:
- The Little Prince, short and sweet.

If I were a place, I would be:
- a virgin beach, bwahahahah!!!!!

If I were a material, I would be:
- made of Tungsten

If I were a taste, I would be:
- those green sour tape candies they sell in Candy Corner

If I were a scent, I would be:
- Halloween...super bango!

If I were a word, I would be:
- superkalifragelisticexpialidocious

If I were a body part I would be:
- a face

If I were a facial expression I would be:
- that which one cannot understand

If I were a subject in school I would be:
- any asia-pacific studies course

If I were a cartoon character I would be:
- Liza in Simpsons

If I were a shape I would be:
- a triangle

If I were a number I would be:
- Wan! :D